May 2013
105 posts
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled up from hell.
soundsofluvmakin:
Chris Brown - Wet the Bed
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
otterparade:
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
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“You stole a kiss. And stole my heart....
eisenburrito:
when i find myself in times of trouble
robert pattinson comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“my favorite animal would definitely be an elephant. because, well, it’s not just a pet. you can lie under it and it’s basically a house.”
“When you truly start to care about someone you become vulnerable to all sorts of...”
– Neal Shusterman, Bruiser (via simply-quotes)
